Tuesday, November 23, 2010

WOOGLE DOOGLE MONSTER


THE WOOGLE DOOGLE MONSTER




The Woogle Doogle Monster
(I think he is still living under my bed) carved from oak with acrylic paint

He’s mean and crude
Not my most favorite dude.

His teeth are yellow and green with slime
He walks like an ape
And is never on time

His arms are big and hairy
And at first glance, rather scary.

With a snort of his snoot
And a twitch of his chin
He passes gas at the drop of a pin

He’s kind of crude and a bit mean
Awfully fat and definitely not clean

But as monsters go
I must say
My Woogle Doogle Monster is a OK.

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