DEAR SANTA



DEAR SANTA

Getting ready to battle
acrylic paint on canvas by Robert Margetts

Dear Santa, the toof fairy is bad

I put it underwear my pillow

and I subspect de toof fairy

It was two knights ago

She stole my toof

and she give me know money.

If you see her

tell her to pay me back

or call my Daddy.

He said he see her do it

and Daddy’s don’t lie!

DEAR SANTA PART TWO

Dear Robert

I am the tooth fairy

and Daddy’s do so lie.

The cheap skate stole your molar

and forgot to pay the toll.

Next time you write Santa

tell them your father is an asshole!!

Love Mommy.