TEETHING PAINS
The Vampire dentist
acrylic paint on canvas by Robert Margetts
Wango tango
it sure hurts
Please don’t give me Exlax
it gives me the squirts.
The other end, if you don’t mind
It’s in my mouth, not in my behind!
Changing my diaper just won’t do
I’ve got gums, but I can’t chew.
Give me a pacifier, Orajel, a shot of rum
and for God’s sake,
remove that thermometer from my bum!
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