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PLAYING DOCTOR AT 8
“I
have a tummy ache,” said Suzie.
“What do you have to prescribe for me today?”
“Well,”
smiled Bobby,
“for upset stomachs, may I suggest
lithium or Prozac and some estrogen.
I found them in Mommy’s top drawer,
and she is always happy.”
“Are
you sure that will cure my upset stomach?”
asked Suzie.
“Did
you graduate from third grade
with a C+ in meth and a B-
in spilling?” replied Bobby.
“No, sir, you did not.
I earned my doctor’s degree with
hard work and eating all my Jello at lunchtime.”
“Okay,
don’t get so upset, Dr. Bobby.
So, what do you suggest for a headache?”
“That’s
an easy one,” smiled Dr. Bobby.
“I would strongly recommend
50 grams of Cialis,
followed by 20 grams of Viagra
and six tablets of Lunesta.
I found them under my daddy’s pillow,
and he never has a headache problem anymore!”
“Wow,”
exclaimed Suzie.
“It sure sounds like your parents are drug addicts.”
“Yep,
they sure are,” said Bobby.
“Lucky for them, I am a doctor.”
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