THE WOOGLE DOOGLE MONSTER
The Woogle Doogle Monster
(I think he is still living under my bed) carved from oak with acrylic paint
He’s mean and crude
Not my most favorite dude.
His teeth are yellow and green with slime
He walks like an ape
And is never on time
His arms are big and hairy
And at first glance, rather scary.
With a snort of his snoot
And a twitch of his chin
He passes gas at the drop of a pin
He’s kind of crude and a bit mean
Awfully fat and definitely not clean
But as monsters go
I must say
My Woogle Doogle Monster is a OK.
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