I NEED A DOCTOR



I NEED A DOCTOR

dinosaur fish
carved in pine and painted in acrylic by Robert Margetts

I’ve got ants in my pants

and a needle in my eye

I’ve got a frog in my throat

and bats in my belfry

I’ve got a charley horse

and a case of puppy love

Sometimes I’m so hungry I could eat a horse

But am too chicken to try

Sometimes my dogs hurt like the dickens

Especially when I had the chicken pox

Mommy says that I have the memory of an elephant

but Daddy says that I have the brain the size of an ant

Grandmother says that I have the speed of a cheetah

but Grandfather says that I am slow as a sloth

I monkey around

horse around

mad as a bee

and sometimes as crazy as a loon.

Yep, looks like I need to see that doctor real soon.