Monday, November 9, 2020

GROUNDED FOR LIFE

 








GROUNDED FOR LIFE

 

I've never seen mom so mad as yet

the day I flushed the dead hamster down the toilet.

Her face contorted from a beloved mother into a rat

and I feared retaliation from old sparky, the baseball bat.

 

"Get me the plunger," she did demand

and quick as the roadrunner it was in her hand.

 

"The other end if you don't mind"

"This is to unplug from behind!"

 

And a plunging and a pushing she set to work

a clank, bash, dink, and a quirk.

 

All the plunging lodged Lucky further into the drain.

"Get me a bulldozer, a plumber, or a crane!"

 

"We have none of the above," I said.

"Another peep out of you and I'll use your head!"

 

And grabbing the pliers she started to turn

The pipe gurgled, burped, and churned.

Water burst from every leak

Mother got soaked from head to feet.

 

A giggle itched deep in my belly

rolling, turning, bumbling like green jelly.

 

Mad as a bee mom grabbed for a knife.

"Keep laughing and you'll be grounded for life!"

 

She thrust the cleaver into the bowl

for one valiant attempt to dislodge Lucky from the hole.

 

"I give up," screamed mother!!!

"Where's the yellow pages, I need a plumber!"

































































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