PLAYING DOCTOR AT 8 by robert margetts

 

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PLAYING DOCTOR AT 8

‘I have a tummy ache,” said Suzie. 

“What do you have to prescribe for me today?”

“Well,” smiled Bobby.

“For upset stomachs may I suggest,

Lithium or Prozac and some estrogen.  I found them in

Mommy’s top drawer and she is always happy.”

 

“Are you sure that will cure my upset stomach,”

asked Suzie?

 

“Did you graduate from third grade

with a c+ in Meth and a B-

in spilling” replied Bobby?

“No sir you did not.   

I earned my doctors’ degree with

hard work and eating all my Jello at lunch time.”

 

“Ok, don’t get so upset, Dr. Bobby. 

So, what do you suggest for a headache?”

 

“That’s an easy one,” smiled Dr. Bobby.

“I would strongly recommend

50 grams of Cialis

followed by 20 grams of Viagra

and 6 tablets of Lunesta. 

I found them under my daddy’s pillow,

and he never has a headache problem no more!

 

“Wow,” exclaimed Susie. 

“It sure sounds like your parents are drug addicts.”

 

“Yep, they sure are,” said Bobby. 

“Lucky for them I am a Doctor.”

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