Tuesday, April 3, 2018

ARE WE THERE YET




ARE WE THERE YET?

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Stop the car
are we there yet?

My drawers are soggy
and awfully wet.

Pee is seeping down....
Speed up and turn down the heat!!
I feel wetness in the seat.

Pull off!!
Detour now!!!
Stop over there
I see a rest stop.
Come on, Come on
Hurry it up.

Oooops...TOO LATE.




































































THE CHOPPING BLOCK




THE CHOPPING BLOCK

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A blacksmith's anvil
an editors splicing playground.
The guillotine and the basket
befall the head of the cock.

To sever the spine
and spurt the blood
and drain the virus from the rock.

The callused palm of a wanton girl
stroked the manhood of her frail lover.
Inching towards orgasm
ever pulsating
never relenting.
Flesh against a tender organ
as friction teased the enlarged taste buds
under the mushroom hill.

A last stroke
a dying spurt.
And the gentle talons
latched onto the withering muscle
as one life came to an end.












































































THE FISH AND THE HOOK



THE FISH AND THE HOOK




On a sodden bank at the edge of a stream,
Gramps and I with a paper-wrapped lunch,
He—an octogenarian reed in the wind,
A thinning emblem of once-roaring spring.

He raised the bamboo rod—
A slender peninsula
Cutting into morning mist.

Casting.

The line uncoiled like a silver thought,
Sketching cursive across the water’s skin.
It kissed the surface—
A dragonfly whisper,
A teasing incision in glass.

Ripples widened,
Concentric secrets trembling outward,
Inviting the dark below
To rise.

Beneath, in the cathedral green,
A body hovered—
Gills breathing hymns
Of silt and light.

Hunger flickered.
Instinct bloomed.

An eager mouth
Pierced the mirrored ceiling,
Swallowing the glittering shard of dawn.

Then—

Lightning in the throat.

Not metal,
But a sun with barbs.

The river convulsed.
Water shattered into fists of spray.
The silver body became
A thrown blade of muscle and terror.

Pain—
White and blooming.

Pain—
A furnace behind the eyes.

The hook, a crooked moon,
Tore constellations down the tender tunnel,
Carving its claim
Behind the veil of breath.

Scarlet ribbons
Unspooled into current,
Turning the green cathedral
Into stained glass.

Above,
The bamboo bowed like an old spine,
Gramps steady as weathered oak,
Teaching tension—
How to hold
And not let go.

Below,
The fish burned with one thought:

End it.

The line sang tight between two worlds,
A thin horizon
Between air and oblivion.

The river offered no answer.
The sky offered none.

Only the pull.

Only the unbearable brightness
Hooked behind the gill.

Must stop the pain.
But how—
When the sky itself
Has teeth?



















DRAGON WITH A GREEN THUMB




DRAGON WITH A GREEN THUMB






Pot the spruce,
Trim the pines—
Crush… stomp…
Ten down to nine.

Edge the grass,
Water the dates—
Wham… crash…
Alas, just eight.

Fan the willows,
Clip the tulips—
Whoosh… thrash…
Seven to six.

Hoe the maples,
De-flea the dogwoods—
Bounce… bump…
Five to four—
Soon to be no more.

Pick the carnations,
Fluff the rose—
Snap… crack…
Three to two goes.

Rake the ivy,
Sweep the lawn—
Smash… bash…
Now there’s one.

The dragon boasts a green-thumbed grace,
Leaves ruin blooming in every place.
He tends the garden with fearless pluck—
Yet limps away from his own bad luck.

For all the girls can plainly see
The black-and-blue result of spree—
A gardener bold, perhaps too glum,
With blossoms bright… and a battered bum.







CHRISTMAS FOR JIMMY





CHRISTMAS FOR JIMMY


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The house looked ever so merry and bright,
With a tall spruce glowing in candy and light.
Bulbs and ribbons blazed in the sky,
Guiding Santa and reindeer on high.

“To that house there— yes, that’s the one!
The rest can wait— now onward, run!”

Down the chimney with scarcely a shimmy,
He signed every package neatly, “To Jimmy.”

My mother and father watched with delight
As I danced in wild, pajama-clad flight.
I yanked and I tugged, I ripped and I tore,
Starting with the biggest— then hunting for more.

Paper went flying in red and green flurries,
Boxes burst open in feverish hurries.
Laughter and ribbons lay strewn on the floor—
Till at last there were presents no more.

It’s too bad Christmas comes but once a year,
A season of wonder and genuine cheer.
Of love wrapped tighter than bows tied near—
If only we kept that spirit all year.




















































BILLY THE BULLY




BILLY THE BULLY



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BILLY THE BULLY

Billy the bully lived on my street,
And whenever he needed some cash to compete,
He’d shake me down hard for whatever I’d made
And hang me upside down till I paid.

He’d steal all my money and beat me till blue,
Then laugh through a snort— as villains do.
With monkey glue sticky and wickedly runny,
He’d glue my hands to my ears— which wasn’t funny.

I’d tell my poor mother, “He’s at it again!”
She’d sigh and dial up Billy at ten.
She’d threaten to sue in a firm monotone
From the safety and warmth of our kitchen phone.

This lasted until I turned ten years old,
When fate grew sudden and fierce and bold.
Patsy the Pusher moved onto our block
And shattered his kingdom like splitting a rock.

At just age ten— yet built like a tank,
Six-foot-three with a temper rank,
Mean as a bobcat fresh from the bush,
She ended his terror with one mighty push.

She snapped his foot bone clean in two,
A lesson in pain Billy finally knew.
His reign of terror met its doom—
Face in the dirt and ego in gloom.

And I, quick-thinking, sensing my luck,
Aligned myself fast before I was stuck.
I befriended her first— strategic and smart,
Then married her quick— the bravest part.

And here we stand, years later, unstuck—
Or perhaps just wisely, permanently stuck.
































































GROUNDED FOR LIFE




GROUNDED FOR LIFE


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I've never seen mom so mad as yet
the day I flushed the dead hamster down the toilet.
Her face contorted from a beloved mother into a rat
and I feared retaliation from old sparky, the baseball bat.

"Get me the plunger," she did demand
and quick as the roadrunner it was in her hand.

"The other end if you don't mind"
"This is to unplug from behind!"

And a plunging and a pushing she set to work
a clank, bash, dink, and a quirk.

All the plunging lodged Lucky further into the drain.
"Get me a bulldozer, a plumber, or a crane!"

"We have none of the above," I said.
"Another peep out of you and I'll use your head!"

And grabbing the pliers she started to turn
The pipe gurgled, burped, and churned.
Water burst from every leak
Mother got soaked from head to feet.

A giggle itched deep in my belly
rolling, turning, bumbling like green jelly.

Mad as a bee mom grabbed for a knife.
"Keep laughing and you'll be grounded for life!"

She thrust the cleaver into the bowl
for one valiant attempt to dislodge Lucky from the hole.

"I give up," screamed mother!!!
"Where's the yellow pages, I need a plumber!"









TO GRAMPS




TO GRAMPS






To my oldest and best friend
a friend in need is there till the end.
I'll stand by your side and hold your hand
buy you flowers and dream of you in a distant land.

And when I get old and gray
by your grave I will pass away.

When I wake and get judged by The Man
I hope you will stand tall for me and touch my hand.
For a true friend is there in the beginning
in the middle
and in the end.

PAIN IN THE BUTT




PAIN IN THE BUTT





Oooooh what is that pain?
It starts in my back
and spreads throughout my little frame.

I yell, plead and start to cry.
Stop, stop, before I die!!!!

They may be smarter, but next time they will look
Dear old pop hurt his hand spanking my book.

In my pants it will stay
It should come in handy for another naughty day!!






A KID WITH THE FLU




A KID WITH THE FLU





Flue time
not feeling too good
Mite need a doctor
for a needle shot
Maybe some pepacillin.
Don't like it much
But what can I do
I'm just a 5 year old with the flew.

(written through the eyes of a 5 year old boy)